Hello dear you, do you want to brighten your day while being inspired by these funny quotes? Well anyway, here are my favorite 🙂 Enjoy!
16 Funny quotes
1. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde
2. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
3. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein
4. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
– George Carli
5. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain
6. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.”
– Eugene Bell Jr
7. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost
8. “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
– Woody Allen
9. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished – If you’re alive it isn’t.”
– Richard Bach
10. “We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”
– W. H. Auden
11. “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
– Margaret Mead
12. “Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
– Thor Heyerdahl
13. “There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t.”
– Annie Lennox
14. “To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.”
– Igor Stravinsky
15. “The story so far:
In the beginning, the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
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16. “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
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In conclusion, let me know: which one did you like the most??
Personally, my favorite are the 1st, 12th, and 14th ones!
If you’re like me and loves quotes, you can check this article with Yoda’s quote and tips on how to concretely apply them in your life!
Well, thank you for reading and have a nice day 😀
